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Thursday, July 28, 2011

Herman Cain hosts meeting with Muslim leaders - JUANA SUMMERS

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0711/60100.html

"Sorry I used your religion as a straw man when trying to impress a bunch of bigoted voters. Now that this stupid presidential run thing has kind of wound down, I will need a job at some point, and I started to notice that conservative think tanks weren't really looking for someone of my animated character. That means I'll almost certainly have to take a corporate position, a real job. That gets complicated when all these "wacky" things I said along the campaign trail might show up in a shareholder's meeting. Worse, what if some Mooslim is a major investor in a company that I want to work for? So you see, I really need you to say that it was okay to say that voters should have the right to ban the practice of your religion, and that it's all in the past. That way I can stay rich. I promise to grin painfully and shake my head regretfully when my colleagues say mean things about Mooslims in the future.What do you say?"

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